This actually wasn't what I was planning to use. I have been reading a lot of free eBooks on the Kindle Fire lately and one of them had a very funny story. I made a screen capture of the page using my iPhone and when you do that it saves it as a .PNG file. It appears LightRoom can't deal with PNG's. Fortunately I took a picture of this blog post.
It reads "I went for a run but came home after 2 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 2 minutes."
This seemed appropriate and funny to me because I'm currently working my way through one of those couch to 5K programs and right now I can't run for 2 minutes either :).